My dad: I can't travel with Juby. I'll be driving the car and she'll be driving me crazy and two people can't drive at the same time.
picking my kid up from school in 25 years
me: yo shawty, leggoo
kid: mom, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarrassing me
me: i wish a boy would like me
boy: i like you
me: no not you
I don't understand parents that say
goddesshere: “I’m not racist but I don’t want you dating (blank) race” Then you are racist?
There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.– Albert Camus (via girlwithoutwings)
mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times